February 2012
3 posts
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(229) 319-**** : Hello beautiful can i hear your sexy voice 2day
me: I am honored but you have a wrong number.
(229) 319-****: Dis danielle what are u talkin about wrong number
me: I mean you have the wrong number because my girlfriend's name is not Danielle.
January 2012
3 posts
“We’ll do whatever possible that we can to attract a Cracker to West...”
– http://www.npr.org/2012/01/12/145032971/projects-promise-of-jobs-has-appalachia-seeing-stars
look up any species →
December 2011
8 posts
i hate weather.com videos because they are boring and have tons of ads and i can’t stop watching them
November 2011
4 posts
Snake Charmer Releases Snakes in Government Office →
Hakkul, of Lara village in Basti district, dumped the snakes, including a number of cobras, at the land revenue office in Harraiya town on Tuesday. Many of the frightened villagers and officials ran out of the office, while others climbed on top of tables.
Thoughts on the whole shooting match.: Real Lyfe:... →
from my good friend beauregard wofford
mindfulmumblr:
There’s a park not far from my apartment where I like to run. It’s a nice park, especially on Sunday afternoons when it’s full of families and little children on their bikes and scooters. There’s a playground, a trail, even a little zoo with everything from miniature donkeys to reindeer to llamas.
October 2011
6 posts
the worst voice on npr →
Wikipedia Fact of the Day
Canada grows 90% of all the mustard seed for the international market
from Mustard Plant
5 tags
An Interview with Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin finally granted me an interview. She even came to my office on campus.
ahenryj: Welcome, former Governor Palin. How are you tonight?
Sarah Palin: Just dandy. Thank you. How are you?
ahenryj: I’m good, thanks. Do you prefer “former Governor” these days? What would you have me call you?
SP: Sure, sure. I’d have you — the Average Joe call me Sarah. Just...
September 2011
8 posts
1 tag
“NASA officials have said the the chances that a piece of UARS debris hits and...”
– What about the other 6,993,000,000 people on the planet?
4 tags
Great Lake Swimmers in Tiny Desk Concert →
“He must teach himself that the basest of all things is to be afraid: and,...”
– William Faulkner, Nobel Acceptance Speech (via theoldguard)
August 2011
2 posts
If you only read 10 essays this year...
…make them these, found in One Hundred Great Essays, edited by Robert DiYanni:
1. “Of Our Spiritual Striving” by W.E.B. DuBois 2. “Never Do That to a Book” by Anne Fadiman 3. “The Landscape of History” by John Lewis Gaddis 4. “Salvation” by Langston Hughes 5. “Portrait of an Ideal World” by H.L. Mencken 6. “Politics and the...
July 2011
9 posts
an email i just got
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http://thebestdinosaur.com/ →
The Two Faces of Hacking
impact plotted against innovation, with a link to a story about each one; i recommend stuxnet, goldmining, sony psn breach, greek cellphone caper, and torturing secure chips
June 2011
20 posts
List of Non-fictional Bears →
hardly comprehensive
